Cumberbangers


Ruth, female, California, age is classified. AKA The Wicked Pied Piper of Doom Cumberpervs4Life

Benedict Cumberbatch is my imaginary boyfriend, my perfect man, my beautiful muse, my guardian angel, and a complete dork.

Animal lover (especially cats), filthy pervert, potty-mouthed, fond of the word "fuck," definitely NSFW, and definitely NOT spoiler-free.

Images are not mine unless otherwise noted. (PS: the sidebar image IS mine!)


cumberbuddy:

Guess who? Sydney Bridge Climb via @bertilak  Well done on the perfect heart. 

cumberbuddy:

Guess who? Sydney Bridge Climb via @bertilak  Well done on the perfect heart. 

amygloriouspond:

∞ Scenes of Sherlock

He’s clueing for looks.

Anonymous said: You should give us a hint. Under 35? Over 20?

Okay, okay, I’ll give you a hint.

benedictcumbvrbatch replied to your post: anonymous asked:Honest Opinion Of…

if you dont want to tell people you dont have too, its entirely up to you <3

I kind of like the idea of having at least a slight shroud of mystery around me.

Anonymous said: You're 346. You supposedly 'died' in 1692. In reality, people were catching onto not aging and you didn't want to get burned at the stake since witchcraft was becoming the new thing in the colonies. So you faked your death, TB of course (because who didn't have it back then, really), and escaped back to England. You had a long enough family line to hide a fortune in and live comfortably for a few decades. After that, you traveled, joined a few riots and knife fights, and settled in CA.

And I don’t look a day over 325.

Anonymous said: I really like your blog!!! I've been following you since my early tumblr career, and that was a great decision. I love your posts... Oh Ben. Your tags are great although a tad but lengthy. It's your blog though, so you do whatever you want. You have an amazing blog!

Aw, and I just downsized the tags a few days ago!

Anywho, glad you’re enjoying my blog, thanks much!

Anonymous said: Honest Opinion Of You: You're great, but I think you should tell us your age.

I was considering finally making The Big Reveal a while back, but much to my surprise, some people encouraged me to keep the secret. So who knows? Maybe someday…

I was originally planning on starting my giveaway this weekend (finally!), but I suddenly stumbled across something today that I simply have to add to the prize packages, because it’s just too fucking hilarious to pass up. So you’ll have to wait just a little while longer, my lovelies. But it will be worth the wait. Trust me.

Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you hate me, tell me why. Tell me what I’m doing wrong. If you like me, tell me why. Tell me exactly what you think of me.

hiddlestatic:

Tom (tries to) talk about how he chooses scripts

susiepie:

That light stubble, tho.

susiepie:

That light stubble, tho.

  • *Benedict on how characters effect him*

  • Benedict:

    I do feel slightly stronger when i'm on a wire punching the shit out of people

  • *crowd laughs*

  • Benedict:

    I walk into the club and i'm just like "yeahhhhhh"

  • *crowd laughs*

  • Benedict:

    And you fuckers go "awwww"

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